But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My butt remains clenched, sir.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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