Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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