Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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