How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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