i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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