Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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