I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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