i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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