he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.