Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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