She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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