She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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