idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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