She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
The Olympian is in my bed
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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