i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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