My nipple is on Facebook.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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