You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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