okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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