I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I love you. Go after that dick
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.