Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off