Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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