belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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