You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
this will be a night to untag.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
is that a dick in a sweater?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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