Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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