we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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