The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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