Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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