is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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