tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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