he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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