Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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