you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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