I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
jump out the window naked night went bad
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