normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I look better un-naked...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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