you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Randomize
