The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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