The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Randomize
