This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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