I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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