Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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