Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
is wine microwaveable?
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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