Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
he just fucked me for my cheese.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
