drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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