One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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