I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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