come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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