i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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