her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
what the fuck happened to the tacos
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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