my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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