is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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