Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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