He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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