did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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