Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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