What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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