No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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