We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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