i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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